Now here's an album that I'd guess half of the Uber Rock writing staff could have waxed lyrical over: 'Third Eye' by Redd Kross is just one of those albums that, no matter the weather, no matter the mood, always slaps a smile right across your face. Ben Hughes offers his first piece of Hi-Fi To Die For and, seriously, couldn't have made much finer a choice....

Here it is, Uber Rock's twisted Xmas present to all our faithful readers! Episode 10 of the legendary Zoot's Gig Giggles column saw our anti-hero turning down a fat girl and engaging another troubled gentleman in a spewing competition. Episode 11 picks up the story as a gig by Wolfsbane became filled with more shitheads (and feet) than usual.....

For the second instalment of our Hi-Fi To Die For feature Ross Welford dips back into his awesome album archive and pulls out a record by a band that featured members of The Dogs D'Amour, Faster Pussycat and Vixen. Bubble was the baby of Bam Bam and Share Pederson and an ass-kicking offspring it was too. How 'Bout This for an album that you should all own? Read on and get Independently Wasted........

Salute the Zoot! Our mentally challenged writer par excellence returns with the first part of a classic story....that you might find familiar. Darrel Sutton actually wrote about the now-legendary time when Johnny H's band supported Wolfsbane back when Uber Rock first launched, but Zoot says that he missed out so much of the classic tale....including blowing up his kitchen before he had even left the house to indulge in a night of catfights, stagediving and spewing contests. Read on for yet another crazy caper from our resident heavy mentalist....also featuring his sketches of the fateful night....

The legend returns after a nine month break (for shoplifting). Zoot entertains us with a classic tale of battling Velma out of Scooby-Doo in order to see his favourite band, Slayer...while dressed as a witch. Marvel at what is quite possibly his most offensive tale yet. Uber Rock cannot be held responsible for any offense caused by the reading of this article. The fucker's on his own (email us for his address)....

The original cinema release of 1972's 'Pink Floyd : Live At Pompeii' had a running time of just an hour and its reissue with additional footage two years later added another twenty minutes. The Director's Cut, released on DVD in 2003, ran for over ninety minutes and it is this that Jason Daniel Baker looks back on for our latest Retro Rock Blog. 

It's been a long time coming but, finally, Uber Rock brings you the second part in the ongoing series of riotous ramblings from punk legend Beddis, formerly of Cowboy Killers and now frontman of Bad Sam. Here he talks of a return to former haunts that resulted in him crying and crawling around like a dog. Read on for the sickening facts....

Yet more Halloween trick or treats for Über Röckers worldwide as we bring you a special retro rock blog from Canadian menace Jason Daniel Baker as he revisits the 1975 TV special from Alice Cooper, 'The Nightmare', and tells you where you can watch it for free!!!!

In the first of an irregular series, we dip into the dubious pasts of the Über massive and crack open the interview archives for vintage examples of the chatter that matters! First up, Gaz E's interview with the legendary Jo Almeida, otherwise known as Jo Dog from The Dogs D'Amour...

Craggy goes retro as he recalls the best nights of his life, accompanied by the sweet, sweet sounds of rock 'n' roll. Let the trash conquistador take you on a journey of tribute albums, debauchery and hundreds of pounds raised in the name of charity......